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Oh no.
Oh no-no-no.
Something ain't right down below.
Woke up late at half-past eight,
Brushed one tooth and called it great.
Burned my toast, I ate it black,
Put my underwear on backwards
Didn't go back.
Found one sock beneath the bed,
Other one's been missing, dead.
Grabbed my pants, I pulled 'em strong
Then I realized
I put my pants on wrong!
Backwards all day long!
Pockets in the front? Nope!
Zipper in the back? Yup!
I put my pants on wrong!
But I look so right,
I'm gonna wear 'em like this
Tonight-tight-tight!
Back-back-backwards, baby,
Front-front-front is gone.
Everybody turn around
My pants are on wrong!
Went to work, sat in my chair,
Something felt unusual there.
Tried my pocket, nothing found,
Had to spin my whole butt 'round.
Dropped my keys. Bent down low.
Three coworkers yelled, "Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
Boss walked in. I played it cool.
Said, "It's European."
He said, "You're a fool."
I put my pants on wrong!
Backwards all day long!
Pockets in the front? Nope!
Zipper in the back? Yup!
I put my pants on wrong!
But I look so right,
I'm gonna wear 'em like this
Tonight-tight-tight!
Maybe we're all just pants
Trying to find our legs.
Maybe the zipper behind us
Is the zipper inside us.
Think about it.
Pants! Pants! Pants! Pants!
Left leg! Right leg!
Wrong way! All day!
I put my pants on wrong!
And somehow I belong!
If your zipper's facing backwards,
Baby, sing along!
I put my pants on wrong!
Now the whole world's doing it too!
Turn your Levi's to the backside
Let your butt zip through!
Pants! Wrong! Pants! Wrong!
How long?! All day long!
Tomorrow I'll wear shorts.
Probably wrong.